So after 48 hrs of hardcore searching to no avail, I'm throwing myself at your mercy. I haven't read or wrote a fic in quite a few years and never thought about it until I found one of mine a couple days ago...
Now, the fic I'm looking for was written in 2006/2007. I don't remember the author or the title, but I do know that it was a high school au fic with every pairing I can think of. P!ATD, FOB, TAI & MCR all played a major role. It had quite a few chapters to it, but I just can't remember what journal I initially read it in.
Brief summary: Pete is the [straight] married catholic school teacher that gets turned on by slutty Patrick after school during a detention... Patrick's mother is a drunk prostitute... Patrick stabs himself with a pencil in class... I hope this rings a bell.
Hopefully someone here remembers the fic I'm talking about! Thanks anyways.
~If this doesn't belong here, just delete... No hard feelings. Just figured I'd give this search a shot.
Title: Temper Summary: Patrick loses his temper (pre-BratPrinceVerse) Pairing: None- gen Rating: R for violence and swearing, references to background, off-screen criminal behavior and unsavoury legal practices
Title:BratPrince 'Verse by apiphile and stratospherique Summary: Patrick is a badass, competent bodyguard looking after his unbalanced-but brilliant charge and his- he's probably Patrick's boyfriend, but no one is going to use that word. Pairing: Patrick/Bob Bryar/Mat Devine, in various pairings and threesomes. Rating: NC-17 over all, but ratings are on individual episodes.
Title: Costume Summary: Patrick was going to kill Pete, damn it. If, of course, he decided to leave his hotel room. Pairing: Pete/Patrick Rating: Minors - if you read anything you know is above PG13 (which will probably be a lot) that is your fault and yours alone. Don't complain because no one made you do it.
"What a Catch, Donnie" video AU fanart Artist:matchsticks_p Rating: G to PG Backstory: Years after his lover Pete is presumed dead, fisherman recluse Patrick finds an injured seagull and nurses it back to health...little knowing that the spirit of his long-lost love is within its feathery breast. Is true love enough to turn Pete back into a real boy?
Title: Boo~ You Whore [4/?] Author:meowwhore Rating: PG-13, for the F!BOMB. Pairing: none really right now, but future~ Ryan/Brendon, Ryan/Gabe (semi- Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Pete/Patrick) POV: First, Brendon's. Italic-paragraphs are written in Third, however. Summary:MeanGirlsHighSchool!AU.The rest of the school day was a complete blur. I got in trouble for the most stupid things! Like, going to the bathroom without a 'lavatory pass' or reading ahead in English, eating a cookie in class, accidentally getting out of my seat because I had dropped my eraser, or even writing in green pen! How stupid was that? It seemed that no one trusted me here, it was so irritating and weird for me.in this chapter: brendon is goes out with the plastics, and then follows them to gabe's house where they all find an old little book... Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING. THE BASIC PLOT/STORYLINE BELONGS TO PARAMOUNT/MEAN GIRLS THE MOVIE. NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE. PLEASE DO NOT SUE! Beta: my darling, EMILY who erased her LJ. Author Notes: hey! i was watching Mean Girls the other day and i was like, "WTF, WHY ISN'T THERE A MEANGILRS!PANIC FIC, GET ON THE INTERNET, FIC. so i was like, "heeey, maybe i'll just write one instead. and so, KABOOM! here it is. hope you like it!
Title: Boo~ You Whore [3/?] Author:meowwhore Rating: PG-13, for the F!BOMB. Pairing: none really right now, but future~ Ryan/Brendon, Ryan/Gabe (semi- Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Pete/Patrick) POV: First, Brendon's. Italic-paragraphs are written in Third, however. Summary:MeanGirlsHighSchool!AU.The rest of the school day was a complete blur. I got in trouble for the most stupid things! Like, going to the bathroom without a 'lavatory pass' or reading ahead in English, eating a cookie in class, accidentally getting out of my seat because I had dropped my eraser, or even writing in green pen! How stupid was that? It seemed that no one trusted me here, it was so irritating and weird for me.in this chapter: brendon sits with the plastics at lunch, meets his dream guy and avenges into a secret-plan with hayley and jon. Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING. THE BASIC PLOT/STORYLINE BELONGS TO PARAMOUNT/MEAN GIRLS THE MOVIE. NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE. PLEASE DO NOT SUE! Beta: my darling, EMILY who erased her LJ. Author Notes: hey! i was watching Mean Girls the other day and i was like, "WTF, WHY ISN'T THERE A MEANGILRS!PANIC FIC, GET ON THE INTERNET, FIC. so i was like, "heeey, maybe i'll just write one instead. and so, KABOOM! here it is. hope you like it!
Title: Boo~ You Whore [2/?] Author:meowwhore Rating: PG-13, for the F!BOMB. Pairing: none really right now, but future~ Ryan/Brendon, Ryan/Gabe (semi- Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Pete/Patrick) POV: First, Brendon's. Italic-paragraphs are written in Third, however. Summary:MeanGirlsHighSchool!AU.The rest of the school day was a complete blur. I got in trouble for the most stupid things! Like, going to the bathroom without a 'lavatory pass' or reading ahead in English, eating a cookie in class, accidentally getting out of my seat because I had dropped my eraser, or even writing in green pen! How stupid was that? It seemed that no one trusted me here, it was so irritating and weird for me.in this chapter: brendon meets his two best friends and gets introduced to THE PLASTICS! Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING. THE BASIC PLOT/STORYLINE BELONGS TO PARAMOUNT/MEAN GIRLS THE MOVIE. NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE. PLEASE DO NOT SUE! Beta: my darling, EMILY who erased her LJ. Author Notes: hey! i was watching Mean Girls the other day and i was like, "WTF, WHY ISN'T THERE A MEANGILRS!PANIC FIC, GET ON THE INTERNET, FIC. so i was like, "heeey, maybe i'll just write one instead. and so, KABOOM! here it is. hope you like it!
Title Revenge Therapy Authorchispas Rating PG-13, I suppose. Pairing Jealous!Tom Delonge / Pete Wentz (implied Mark Hoppus / Pete and wannabe Tom / Mark. Win?) Disclaimer I don't own anything in this. Just the words. Sorry. A/N Written for revengetherapy, in case you thought the title was a coincidence. x3 Inspired by her. X-Posted @ blink_slash182 & my own writing journal.
Title: This Emergency Brought You to Me Pairing: Patrick/Ashlee, Ashlee/Joe Rating: PG-13 Warning: Car crash, inebriation, swear words and unbearable cuteness. Author: Me! (xmexandxyoux) A/N: It took me a long time to get the guts to post this. I think it’s just mostly the “Patrick-paramedic-wtf” factor. But I hope you guys enjoy it and it doesn’t fail. Also, thanks to my muse :] Credit: CIWWAF for their title. Nurse Roberts and Sacred Heart belong to Scrubs, though I’m sure there is a hospital called Sacred Heart and a Nurse Roberts in real life. Also, a line belongs to Juno. Disclaimer: This absolutely never happened. Summary: Nurse Roberts gave Patrick a welcoming nod as he walked into the hospital room the following morning, teddy bear in hand. He didn’t usually visit people, whether out of selflessness or simply fear.
Title: The Trapeze Swinger. Summary: Turns out that a Pete Year didn’t have 365 days, after all (of course it didn't). Pairing: Pete/Patrick. Rating: Soft NC-17.
Title: Room 506. Author: Me. zrisj Rating: PG-13 Pairing: Pyro, Pete Wentz/Ryan Ross. Mentions of Ryden. Type: One-shot Summary: Two boys in a hotel room, talking and arguing. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of this story and the song Tomorrow, but I do own everything else.
Title: All I want for Christmas is You Pairing: Patrick/Victoria Rating: PG Warning: Fluffy but three bad words. Author: Me! (xmexandxyoux) Disclaimer: I’m pretty sure this never happened. Word Count: 806 Summary:“Yeah. She’s totally got the hots for you, bro. You don’t know this but she’s always talking about you and-“
Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [17/?] Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first. Author:rosiedoes Betas:untelling & shiny_starlight Rating: R at absolute max. Pairing: Joe/Patrick Words: c. 6,300 this chapter. Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...
Sorry it's been a long while for this to show up. I was having a slight crisis of propriety for various reasons, but I kept being prompted to continue, so here it is.
Don't read this chapter at work or school.
Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.
title: Let's Try This Trick And Spin It (1/1) author:exorcise rating: PG-13. pairing: Pete/Patrick, Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer. POV: Third. summary: X-Men AU. It's Brendon's first day at the academy and it's sort of one to remember. Featuring various appearances, unabashed fluff, the sort of shenanigans you'd expect when you give bandom superpowers. 3,800 words. disclaimer: This is fiction. a/n: written for a prompt at anon_lovefest, and beta'd by leviticus_lied (♥).
One-Shot: Her Condition Paring: Patrick Stumph/OFC Rating/Word Count: PG/1,100 Summary: Patrick finds out the hard way that his best friend is sick. Disclaimer: Don't know Patrick Stumph or anyone else from Fall Out Boy. Notes: Public for five (5) days.
One-Shot: Mommy, Daddy and Me Paring: Joe Trohman/OFC Rating/Word Count: PG/1,562 Summary: Joe finds out he has a six year old son. Disclaimer: Don't know Joe Trohman or anyone else from Fall Out Boy. Notes: Public for five (5) days.
Title: We Only Fell Apart Author: xplunketskakidx Band/Pairing: Fall Out Boy ; Joe Trohman/OFC Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 1,001 Summary: Joe unexpectedly reunites with his high school sweetheart Disclaimer: I don't know anyone from Fall Out Boy or Joe Trohman. This never happened as far as I’m concerned. Notes: None Title Credit: Papa Roach
Title: Meeting the parents, or; hey, isn't that your mom? [1+2/2] Pairing: Pete/Patrick Rating: R (language) Wordcount: ~3,200 Summary: Well, meeting the parents. Disclaimer: Oh, please. Notes: Follow-up, of sorts, to to know him is to love him. Completely for my own sanity, no beta, no big plan. Two parts, the other part is already up and linked in the first one.